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Allure Plus Size PVC French Maid Costume Review 2018-04-19 14:53:25 | The French Maids outfit from the Allure Lingerie Range looks fantastic. Latex leather & Lace were amazing when we visited and it was nice to be able to try it on |
Zumio An Amazing Clitoral Vibrator 2018-04-19 14:51:53 | The Zumio is a ground breaking clitoral vibe that makes heavy claims such as orgasms in under 60 seconds. So how does it perform? Check out my review to see |
Spanking Machine v.2 Review 2018-04-07 10:57:18 | This spanking machine is a lot of fun. It's both easy to assemble and it delivers constant accurate impact play strokes that will drive your submissive wild |
Fifty Shades Of Grey Charlie Tango Vibrator Review 2018-04-04 23:35:08 | The Charlie Tango vibrator from the Fifty Shades Of Grey range of sex toys is a fantastic vibrator that delivers strong vibrations that are easy to pinpoint |
Fun Factory Buch Dick Silicone Spanking Paddle 2018-04-02 22:26:42 | The Buch Dick silicone paddle from Fun Factory is fantastic for impact play. Its handle is inspired by the amazing Sonic Drie sex toy. It is great for BDSM play |
Bathmate Shower Strap 2018-04-01 16:46:13 | Bathmate Shower Strap is an essential piece of equipment if you use your Bathmate developer in the shower. It leaves your hands free so it speeds things up |
Rocks-Off 10 Speed Vortex Vibrating Butt Plug 2018-03-29 13:45:43 | The Vortex 10 speed vibrating butt plug is a fantastic sex toy. It is two toys in one and the RO-120mm bullet vibe is a winner. Show your butt some loving. |
Hot Octopuss Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Ring Review 2018-03-29 13:44:24 | The Atom Plus cock ring from Hot Octopuss is a fantastic couples cock ring that delivers deep rumbly vibrations from its two internal motors. It hits the spot. |
Black And White Leather Bondage Collar From MeoBon 2018-03-29 13:43:16 | A high contrast unyielding collar. The Black & White Leather Bondage Collar From MeoBond leaves you feeling totally submissive. It's firm yet comfortable |
Rocks Off Bamboo Fire 10 Speed Bullet Vibrator Rev 2018-03-18 15:38:45 | The Rocks Off Bamboo Fire vibrator is a stunning looking clitoral vibe that performs as well as it looks. Its cheap price is amazing considering its performance |
Black And White Leather Bondage Wrist Cuffs Review 2018-03-05 15:10:09 | These black and white high contrast leather wrist restraints are fantastic quality and great for extended periods of wear. Come and see why I rate them so highly |
Bathmate Hydromax X30 Wide Boy Penis Enlarger Revi 2018-02-28 16:35:40 | We reviewed the x30 Wide Boy penis enlarger from Bathmate and were surprised by the results. See why in the review |
Willie Wanka mk II Fantasy Fucking Machine Review 2018-02-26 18:57:13 | I had an amazing time reviewing this very capable fucking machine. Ever fancied some high speed mechanical sex? If so check out my review |
Lady MEO - SLAVE Collar In Gold Review 2018-02-25 12:21:07 | This slave collar features large gold lettering and is made out of PU leather. It looks and feels amazing against your skin |
Red Doxy Die Cast Super Powerful Wand Massager 2018-02-25 12:19:11 | The Doxy Die Cast is a veritable orgasm extraction machine, it is like a little Sybian on a stick and I love it. Check out my review to see why. |
MEOBOND Electronic Time Lock For Bondage and Chast 2018-02-22 21:08:22 | The MEOBOND Electronic Time Lock For Bondage and Chastity Belts is a fantastic little electronic padlock for all sorts of kinky BDSM games. |
Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Estim Dildo Revi 2018-02-20 18:25:44 | I love the Silicone Noir Silicone G-Spot E-Stim Dildo, its i great for thrusting and is also an amazing bipolar electrosex electrode as wll. |
MEO Black Label Titus Silicone 8 Inch Dildo 2018-02-12 18:22:13 | I really enjoyed getting to know the MEO Black Label Titus Silicone 8 Inch Dildo, it is a stunningly lifelike textured dildo with a strong suction cup |
Split Peaches Unicorn Dildo Review 2018-02-04 12:27:12 | This unicorn dildo from Split Peaches puts some unicorn magic between your legs. The twisted flutes generate a lot of sensations when thrusting with it |
Satisfyer Pro G-spot Rabbit Vibrator Review 2018-02-04 12:25:44 | The Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Vibe was a heck of a lot of fun. I found it tricky to find the right angle to use it at first and then it blew my socks off |
Rocks Off Atomic Streamlined Elegance Vibrator Rev 2018-02-04 12:24:27 | The atomic Streamlined Elegance Vibrator from Rocks Off might have a bit of a strange name but its performance if definitely like something from the Atomic age |
Tantus Flurry Silicone O2 Dildo From Too Timid 2018-01-30 21:43:38 | I really like the Tantus Flurry O2 supplied by tootimid.com, it is a cracking g-spot body safe dildo that would make a great dildo for all genders. |
Meo Alpha Male Leten Wand Massager 2018-01-25 08:46:00 | The Meo Alpha Male Leten Wand is a great choice for some G-Spot stimulation as its head is small enough to insert up against your g-spot for some amazing fun |
Maze - Halter Bra Harness From Bijoux Indescrets 2018-01-25 08:44:25 | The Maze Bra Harness from Bijoux Indescrets is a fantastic way for me to display my breasts and it makes me feel so sexy wearing it. It's great for BDSM fun |
Persian Palm Eva Classic Line Ceramic Dildo 2018-01-15 21:33:00 | This dildo is hand painted and is absolutely stunning, its gentle curve and three bulbs also makes it a heck of a lot of fun to thrust with |
Rocks Off Love In Chains Kegal Balls 2018-01-13 17:39:34 | Never before has a ball and chain been so much fun I was delighted when Rocks Off asked me to review their Love In Chains Kegel Balls. |
Fuck & Play Spreader Bar 2018-01-11 21:36:19 | This spreader bar from Meo.de is exceptional quality and with its five attachment points there is lots of scope for some really kinky play |
Sistalk Mister Devil Kegel Trainer Review 2017-12-28 13:00:05 | The Sistalk Mr Devil kegel trainer is a lot of fun to use and the app has lots of features. It is coated in Silicone and is body safe and hypo-allergenic |
Lelo Sona Cruise Clitoral Massager Review 2017-12-21 13:36:03 | The Lelo Sona Cruise is a fantastic clitoral massager that gives very deep stimulations and some cracking orgasms |
BONDO - Stainless Steel Heavy Duty Ankle Shackles 2017-12-15 15:03:00 | These metal shackles are great quality and come with a tool to unlock and unlock them again. They are great quality |
Fleshlight Turbo Thrust Ignition Copper Oral Sex M 2017-12-07 17:09:58 | This Fleshlight has three entry orifices that work together to simulate great oral sex. This Fleshlight is very, very good, my stuntcock loved reviewing it |
Paddle Ex Animo With Hearts Review 2017-12-07 17:08:33 | This paddle from meo.de is a lot of fun and very good quality. It delivers stinging blows effortlessly. |
Euphoria Collar with Ball Clasp - Steel Fetish Col 2017-12-01 10:57:00 | This metal collar opens at the front and it uses two strong magnets in its orbs to hold it closed. It looks stunning and makes me feel so sexy when I wear it |
AMOREMEO Vanilla Kissable Massage Gel 2017-11-26 10:48:09 | I really enjoyed using this Vanilla scented massage gel and it has a really strong scent coupled with a sweet taste. |
Amelia Pinwheel BDSM Necklace from Unbound 2017-11-23 13:04:54 | This stunning piece of jewellery has a kinky secret, it is actually a BDSM tool in the form of a pinwheel and makes for a great day collar |
ElectraStim Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug Review 2017-11-23 13:03:18 | This bipolar anal electrode is perfect for all sexes and you really do get a good sensation through the black silicone body. |
Oscuro Barbed Wire & Suede Leather Flogger Review 2017-11-13 13:27:00 | This amazing suede leather and barbed wire flogger is designed to put the fear into any submissives heart, it looks and feel incredible |
BDSM Gas Mask - Breath Control from Meo.de 2017-11-10 07:40:59 | This rubber gas mask was a lot of fun to use and it is great quality. You can use it for all sorts of kinky fun and games. |
Joyboxx - Hygienic SexToy Storage System 2017-11-07 18:34:42 | This great sex toy storage box comes with a combination lock and the ability to charge your sex toys whilst they are locked away. |
Queen Bee Review From Hot Octopuss 2017-11-04 18:51:48 | I enjoyed reviewing the Queen Bee from Hot Octopuss, it took a while to find the sweet spot but once I did it blew me away. |
Combination Lock Metal Slave Collar 2017-11-01 21:22:47 | This metal collar was a real treat for this submissive to wear I was sent this stunning metal submissives collar by the guys at Meo.de in exchange for a fair and honest review. |
Silicone Cock Skull Dildo Black 2017-10-25 18:45:39 | Silicone Skull DIldo from meo.de This is a size queens dream come true and is a great dildo, come and see what I thought of its performance. |
Fleshlight Freaks Zombie Silicone Dildo Review 2017-10-22 14:52:49 | The Zombie dildo from the Fleshlight Freaks range is incredibly lifelike and detailed. If you fancy being banged by the living dead then check out my review |
So-Divine Bootylicious Silicone Medium Booty Plug 2017-10-21 12:19:01 | I enjoyed reviewing the Bootylicious Silicone Butt Plug from So Divine, it comes with three gems that you can swap to personalise it to your mood |
The MotorBunny Sybian Style Ride On Sex Machine Re 2017-10-18 22:07:19 | The Motorbunny is a Sybian rival with some incredible features. I enjoyed reviewing it and yes it also made me squirt. It is one hell of a sex machine |
Kinklab NeonWand Electrosex Violet Wand Kit Purple 2017-10-16 17:50:25 | Apart from frying my pussy lips the first time I used it I have had so much fun with this piece of sex-tech |
Double Snap Hooks from House Of Eros 2017-10-12 13:00:54 | These easy to use snap hooks are made out of stainless steel and are a lot of fun. I have even found uses for them outside of a BDSM scene and use them almost every day. |
ElectraStim Jack Socket E-Stim Masturbator Review 2017-10-07 17:16:27 | The Jack Socket from Electrastim is an amazing combination of masturbation sleeve and e-stim electrodes. You can feel incredible sensations in your penis |
Her First Dungeon Session 2017-10-06 21:50:35 | This was her first session in a dungeon and she had decided to surrender her virginity to her Master. It was to be a day of firsts for her. |
Review Of The Dodil Mouldable Dildo 2017-10-01 13:26:08 | The Dodil is a dildo that you can heat and change its shape to create any design of dildo that takes your fancy. Who wouldn't want to design their own dildo? |